Made momma some dinner. Chopped salad with strawberries and tempura style chicken with a mustard vinaigrette. #homemade

Made momma some dinner. Chopped salad with strawberries and tempura style chicken with a mustard vinaigrette. #homemade

I make sausage. @lecordonbleu #bleuistheway  (at Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts - Los Angeles)

I make sausage. @lecordonbleu #bleuistheway (at Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts - Los Angeles)

They’ll never suspect a thing #fuckthepolice

They’ll never suspect a thing #fuckthepolice

Great day with this babe. 😁😁

Great day with this babe. 😁😁

Get it?

Get it?

Kinda proud of this. #fruitplate #lcblosangeles @lecordonbleu

Kinda proud of this. #fruitplate #lcblosangeles @lecordonbleu

Take me back. Can wait till Friday!!! 😁😁😁

Take me back. Can wait till Friday!!! 😁😁😁

This is why this is my favorite show! #starwars #howimetyourmother #himym

This is why this is my favorite show! #starwars #howimetyourmother #himym

My hair gets kinda nuts when I get lazy.

My hair gets kinda nuts when I get lazy.

This made me almost pee myself. 😂😂😂😂😂

This made me almost pee myself. 😂😂😂😂😂